Sung to the tune of the classic 'The Reason' by Hoobastank, listed some side effects of anti-cancer drugs.
(Apologies in advance for killing the awesome song that The Reason is.)
Here goes:
Lyrics:
Vincristine’s neurotoxic
It causes SIADH too.
Vinblastine blasts the marrow
Hematopoetic cells remain a few.
Cyclo-P is an alkylating agent
That causes cystitis
--Hemorrhagic cystitis—
That needs to be prevented
Acrolein is the culprit.
Mesna prevents it.
Cisplatin harms the kidneys
It causes 8th nerve toxicity too
Lung fibrosis is bleo--
And doxo is cardiotoxicity
With 5 fluoro uracil is seen
Photosensitivity-- yyy
(That’s *not* reversible with
A dose of leucovorin)
It needs thymidine for rescue
Thymidine rescues (4)
Mtx -- fatty liver
Myelosuppression’s also a taboo
Mucositis is prominent too
All s/e of Mtx
Coz folate is what he lacks
Leucovorin reverses
(It makes the patient the patient all better
And that’s all that matters!)
Original Song:
The Reason
Image from here.
Another thing, if anyone is interested, there's this cool Chemo-man to remember s/e of anti cancer meds:
Chemoman's image from here.
